Being Sexy. →
That moment of heartbreak when your pet jumps off...
I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK GOES ON...
semperfortiskindalove: AND WHY IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY ARE MOVING FURNITURE AROUND EVERY DAMN NIGHT SAME. It’s definitely not sex. Feng shui?
This girl told me I need to stop talking politics on Facebook. Look bitch, if you don’t like my commentary, delete me. I’ll save you the trouble by deleting your lame-ass. I’m sorry your mentally-deficient, homophobic boyfriend, who thinks he’s hot shit just because he does Army ROTC, always feels the need to argue with me. I guess he’s probably butt-hurt that he...
WOW. Welcome home, sailor.
None of us stays, but in the hush where each leaf in the speech of leaves is...– Wendell Berry, from “Sabbaths 1998, VII” (adapted from sharingpoetry)
Sometimes I wish I were a hot guy with a really big dick. The world would be mine.
When you're seriously trying to watch something... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: This is a cool blog to follow